New Dad Elliott Knows Less Than Mr Huggies

Miles passed the 5kg mark last week, which according to the labelling,
means graduating from Huggies Newborn to Huggies Infant. "But the old
ones still fit him fine, and I've just bought a new bag. Besides,
that's just clever marketing to make us buy more. Probably." cried
cheapskate new Dad. Cue several poosplosions out the back of ill
fitting Newborn nappy until cheap Dad finally acquiesced. Remaining
Newborn nappies have been duly donated to the next expecting parents
we know.

I've noticed, though, that the new found space Miles now has in his
new nappies has encouraged him to fill it with bigger craps than ever.
It's like he was excretally repressed before, now he's free to really
express what's on his mind. We're thrilled for him.

Glenn Elliott
Managing Director
Myriad Minds
0416 728395